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Member of the general pubic and prospective applicants are hereby inform.

Go to http://www.unitybankng-tsd.com/na

or read PUNCH, 7TH AUGUST, 2008,
PAGE 45 FOR DETAILS.
IT IS FOR JUNIOR OFFICERS


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HERE ARE THE REQUIREMENT
- Applicants shall be of Nigerian origin by birth
- Applicants are to be recruited in their Zones [see below].
- Applicants must be between the age of 18 and 22 years for
- Non-Tradesmen/women and 26 years for Tradesmen/women at the time of entry into the Depot NA.
- For female Applicants, possession of Nursing, Catering, Computer Operations etc certificates has added advantage.
- Applicants must be medically and physically fit and must not be less than 1.65meters tall for men and 1.63meters for women.
- Applicants must be free of any Criminal conviction.
- Applicants must submit all duly completed forms (printed from this online portal) at the exam venue on the date of the exam.
- The Printed forms shall be accompanied with the following documents :
- Photocopies of Birth Certificate/Age Declaration
- Photocopies of academic and professional Certificates.
- A letter of Identification signed by the identifying officer in Section F of the downloaded Certification form.
- Applicants shall be required to produce the originals of all certificates/Credentials and Online Registration Scratch Card purchased during the screening exercise.

Any applicant suspected to have impersonated, manipulated or submitted false documents shall be disqualified during or after trainning. Such an applicant shall also be handed over to the Police for Prosecution.
Candidates whose pictures are not submitted electronically will not be considered for shortlisting.
The Nigerian Army Shall not entertain any enquires in respect of applicants whose applications are rejected or failed to meet the selection criteria.
The Recruitment exercise shall be from..................................................... at the following centres/Nigerian Army Formations/Units locations as shown below. STATES CAPITALS/CENTRES

STATES CAPITALS/CENTRES
a. Abia Umuahia
b. Adamawa Yola
c. Akwa Ibom Uyo
d. Anambra Awka
e. Bauchi Bauchi
f. Bayelsa Yenegoa
g. Benue Makurdi
h. Borno Maiduguri
i. Cross-River Calabar
j. Delta Asaba
k. Ebonyi Abakiliki
l. Edo Benin
m. Ekiti Ado-Ekiti
n. Enugu Enugu
o. FCT Abuja
p. Gombe Gombe
q. Imo Owerri
r. Jigawa Dutse
s. Kaduna Kaduna
t. Kano Kano
u. Katsina Katsina
v. Kebbi Birnin Kebbi
w. Kogi Lokoja
x. Kwara Ilorin
y. Lagos Ikeja
z. Nassarawa Keffi
aa. Niger Minna
ab. Ogun Abeokuta
ac. Ondo Akure
ad. Osun Osogbo
ae. Oyo Ibandan
af. Plateau Jos
ag. Rivers Porthacourt
ah. Sokoto Sokoto
ai. Taraba Jalingo
aj. Yobe Damaturu
ak. Zamfara Gusau


A final screening exercise shall be held from................... to ............................. at Headquaters 1 Division Nigerian Army, Kaduna and 82 Division Nigerian Army, Enugu.

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Today is a very important day in the history of my dear country-Nigeria. This will be the first time ever that there will
be a Civilian to Civilian transition, while we relish this monumental
milestone, the Nigerian story leaves people like me with so much questions than the answers i could garner. It pains my heart that we had only very little to do about what "they" have
done for us; they rigged the elections, they killed innocent people,
they looted our treasury with reckless abandon, all because they wanted
to perpetuate themselves in power. Not to talk of their PARTING GIFT
to us; a litter of Petrol now sells for N75. When I look at all what
they have done and the pains that my people are continuously exposed to
I weep from within.Nigeria is not doomed, we will not forever be at their mercies, Nigeria is a nation destined for true greatness and she shall be great!

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I have come to realize that in life, love and relationships there are two types of women. Sure there may be more but I choose to focus on two today. I think we as women must all be honest and say at one point in our growing up, that we've been both types.

The Party Girl- The first girl is the party girl. This is the girl that men choose to date when they are in conflict with themselves over growing up. Or these are the girls they date when they are in college or want to act like they are. LOL.This is not the permanent fixture and this girl may actually take them away from their normal life or responsibility and commitment. You ever heard the saying "For a good time call ________." Precisely. This girl is young, dumb, doesn't require much, and therefore the guy gets away with a lot. How do you know if you are the "party girl?" Easy. I have composed a list.

1. The only places your "man" takes you is the club, bar, or some type of party. Thats IF you go out at all. He is typically drunk or ready to get drunk when he sees you.

2. Most of your time spent with your "man" is in the bed having sex.

3. Your "man" does not take you to important functions like weddings, baby showers, engagement parties, etc. He does not display you as his girlfriend tothose that matter most to him.

4. You and him have been kicking it for a while yet he has never introduced you as his WOMAN to his mother and/or father. And you are too content to notice. No family dinners for you babe.

5. Your "man" attends an important milestone in your life yet brings no gift. What I mean by gift is jewelry, perhaps a trip, maybe a shopping spree, a concert, you get the idea. At most he may stop at some store on the way and pick up some flowers. The same flowers he got his coworker last week. Again you don't even notice.

6. Your "man" has never uttered the words "i love you". You may have said it several times and he just brushes your ass right off.

7. Your "man" does not think you all are in a relationship and still refers to himself as single, yet your dumb ass done already carved a heart in a tree!

8. There is no talk of long term or marriage,living together or anything of that nature.

These are clear cut signs that you are the PARTY GIRL. Please know that your position is temporary. If this is the position you like, then by all means play it! Sometimes we as women don't want anything serious, we just want to party.

The Wife- The wife/wifey as the young kids say,lol is the second type. Now this position is not always fun b/c the wife means responsibility and commitment. The wife doesn't put up with bullshit and sometimes men can't handle that. But when they are ready, this is the one he brings home to mama and down the aisle. This woman carries herself with class. No falling out drunk in public for her. Nogrinding on random men on the dance floor. Always put together when she walks out the house. But you better believe she takes care of home. Men know this woman immediately and may take her home to meet mama after 3 months. Soon after she's having Christmas dinner with the family. Trust me, you KNOW when you are the wife. Even if a party girl manages to slide her ass up in the mix, you don't worry b/c you recognize the signs. You know at the end of the day he will come home, now whether or not you let his ass in is another story for another day. lol

1. The wife is on the same level as "her" man. No dependant little girl over here.Oh no, she is making just as much if not more than her "man". He recognizes that she can do for herself but he likes doing for her as well.

2. This woman is all up in the family. Not only does she know mama, but she speaks to her often. Mama already picked out which dress she wearing to the wedding! LOL

3. There are long deep conversations about marriage, kids, finances, education, etc.

4. You take trips together. He surprises you with shopping, fancy dinners, gifts, etc.

5. He tells you he loves you in more ways than one.

6. He isn't afraid to bring you to weddings,or around his close friends, etc.

7. His world is not the same without you in it. If you even looked like you were walking out of it he would drop whomever/whatever to get you back.

8. Little parties/bars/clubs aren't good enough for his WIFE, but you all hang out there occasionally. Maybe in another state or country.

9. The wife never has any doubt about her position, but if you do, she'll let your ass know in a hearbeat, if he doesn't do it first.

Hopefully all women get to a point in life where being the party girl gets old. You grow up.

Thats all for

now.

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This is one of the most common financial scams. The scam artists will a wild tale of fortune including some or all of the following.
The scam artists will spin a long line of hokey nonsense relating to the post-World War II Bretton Woods accords, “off-sheet” financing by the “Top 50” worldwide banks, and “guaranteed” or “risk-free” trading. They will tell you that they (or somebody they are working for) is “one of only five (or six, or seven, or eight – or whatever number they pull out of the air at that particular moment) traders in the world who are familiar with these types of trades and are capable of pulling them off.” They will tell you that these trades are done at the “$100M” level only, but that miraculously you can start off with a very small amount of money and margin yourself into a $100 million position. Alternatively, they tell you that you can get a bunch of friends together and “pool” the necessary funds.
They will also tell you that they or whoever they are working for has done these trades for fifteen or twenty years, and have secretly made hundreds of millions of dollars. They are allowing you to do these trades instead of doing them themselves because they have made enough money and want to help you benefit some church, charitable, or humanitarian purpose. They will tell you that there is “NO WAY” that you money can disappear, and that it will sit in your own bank account unmolested until your hundreds of millions arrive. They will tell you that you can make astronomical interest rates, such as 20% to 80% per week, and that exponentially your profits will skyrocket.
How the Scam ArtistsGet Your Money
The scam artists prey on your lack of financial sophistication. If you money was truly “not at risk” there would be absolutely no reason to have to put it up. Yet, the scam artists come up with a bunch of bogus tales about “off-balance sheet financing” and other hooey that convinces you to do one of the following:
+ You deposit your money in an account with a “Prime Bank” such as Citibank (which doesn’t know the scam is being perpetrated). The scam artists forge a letter of credit which they then exercise and transfer your money offshore, never to be found.
+ You deposit your money in an account with a “Prime Bank” such as CreditSuisse (which doesn’t know the scam is being perpetrated). The scam artists didn’t tell you that the account is a “correspondent account” held in that bank for their own bogus bank that they formed, and they simply transfer your money offshore, never to be found.
+ The scam artists convince you to put your money in a safe deposit box. Later, they tell you that it is stupid to keep money in cash where it is not earning interest. Instead, they say they will get “the traders” to accept a “bond”, such as a Houston Railroad Bond or an Emperial Chinese Bond that earns astronomic rates of interest. Only much later do you discover that the bonds are completely worthless.
And so forth and so on. Once your money has been deposited in the bank, there are about a hundred different ways for the scam artists to get at it.
THE LIES MADE TO PERPETRATE THE SCAM
"A big lie is more plausible than the truth."-- Ernest Hemingway
Complete Lie: "There is a secret banking system where the big banks make astronomical returns, and you can't participate unless you pool with others or place your money with someone who has an place in the system."
This is a COMPLETE LIE, and anyone who says this is a scam artist. We regularly work with the major offshore banks, and have any friends and acquaintances at these banks, and can tell you that they laugh at the allegation that there is a "secret" banking system which produces crazily high returns as the promoters of the bank debenture scam suggest.
COMPLETE LIE: "The U.S. government is covering up this secret banking system."
This is a COMPLETE LIE that the U.S. government is somehow covering up this phantom banking system. This is NOT TRUE and anyone who says this is a scam artist. First, as shown above, it doesn't exist. Second, trading in currency is tightly monitored by literally hundreds of private groups worldwide, and even a small trade would instantly be recognized by these private groups.
COMPLETE LIE: "The program uses International Chamber of Commerce Approved Forms."
The International Chamber of Commerce does NOT approve forms for these programs, and anyone who claims this is a scam artist. To the contrary, the International Chamber of Commerce has put out warnings that it has not approved any such forms, and that forgers are illegally making up such documents without either the knowledge or approval of the ICC. Other forgeries which have been found include forgeries of documents purporting to be from the U.S. Federal Reserve Bank (FRB), the U.S. Department of Treasury, the Bank of England, and even the Queen of England!
If you see anywhere in the scam artists' materials that they or their forms are "approved" by the ICC run! This is the baldest of lies.
COMPLETE LIE: "These securities do not need to be registered with the U.S. Securities & Exchange Commission or the State Securities Commission of the state wherein they are marketed or sold."
This is NOT TRUE and anyone who says this is a LIAR. To the contrary, when legitimate bank debentures are sold to the public, they are ALWAYS registered with the Securities Commission of the state wherein they are sold, and in most cases are also registered with the U.S. Securities & Exchange Commission. IF YOU CANNOT CALL YOUR STATE SECURITIES COMMISSIONER AND CONFIRM THAT THE DEBENTURES HAVE BEEN REGISTERED, IT IS ALMOST CERTAIN THAT THEY ARE BEING MARKETED AND SOLD ILLEGALLY.
Private Placement Lies: Many scam artists will pitch that their schemes are somehow exempt from regulation because they are a "private placement". The truth is that many states require private placements to be registered, and at any rate if the scheme raises over $2 million aggregate amongst the states (i.e., $2 million anywhere) it MUST registered with the Securities & Exchange Commission!!!!! So, if someone says that they have raised $20 million dollars but they are not registered, it ain't a legitimate deal.
COMPLETE LIE: "There is a major U.S. bank which guarantees these instruments."
This is NOT TRUE and anyone who says this is a LIAR. The scam artists will tell you that they cannot disclose the identity of the U.S. bank which guarantees the investment, or else will tell you the name of whichever bank they pull off the top of their head, but either tell you that you should not contact the bank directly, or they get one of their scam artist buddies to call you up and represent that they are a bank officer. No U.S. bank participates in these schemes, period, and many of them issue warnings to the public not to get involved in this scams.
A recent variation of this scam is for the scam artists to set up an offshore bank with a name which is very similar to an international bank, such as "Barclays International Bank" (which doesn't exist and plays off the Barclays name). These offshore banks never have any real assets or backing, and their guarantees are worthless.
COMPLETE LIE: "Others have made money with these programs."
Nobody except the scam artists have ever made money with these programs. A few people have gotten a small portion of their money back, usually for helping the scam artist scam somebody else, and that is it. We've seen hundreds of these scams the past year, but not a single person who could actually document that they made even a single penny over what they invested into it.
People who claim that they have made money on these programs always fall into one of two categories:
Ringers, being persons set up and in cahoots with the scam artists to claim that they have made money; and
Suckers, folks who have been scammed and are now going along with the scam artist on the condition that the scam artist will repay them a portion of their money lost for getting new suckers into these programs.
COMPLETE LIE: "These programs are back by or involved with the International Monetary Fund."
This is a total load of bull hockey (see Notice at right). The IMF has repeatedly warned about this scam.
So, if somebody claims that their investment has IMF involvement, you know it is a total lie.
RESOURCE Prime Bank/High Yield Investment SchemesReport from the Fraud Section, Criminal Division of the Department of Justice.
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RESOURCE HYIPs and Prime Bank Notes: Fact or Fraud?Expose of Prime Bank NOtes, Corporate Roll Programs, Medium Term Notes, Bank Guarantees, Letters of Credit, and Stand By Letters of Credit, written by Investor Data Exchange.

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